Stupid fucking cell phone people. Just got off the phone with Cingular. I wanted to change my number to a Chicago one. Thought maybe I could admit that I'm living in Chicago now. On the Cingular website is a nice statement about how all you have to do is call Cingular and *presto* you get a new number. Well, after the requisite waiting and call-transferring, I was put though to the Chicago relocation center. The nice woman there told me that she can't help me. I have to go to a Cingular store. And BUY a new card for the back of my phone. What the hell kind of sense does that make?!? I didn't move to a new country, just a new state. Humph. I just want to run away from my past-- how difficult can it be?