Lance, give it up already. Enjoy your impossible-to-top seven victories. Enjoy having the money to retire at 33. Enjoy your rock-star fiancee. Enjoy finally spending time with your young children. Enjoy raising money for a worthy cause. Enjoy leisurely rides with the President. But whatever you do, for God's sake don't do the Tour again. And don't blame the French media if you just can't stay off the bike.