Lesson learned today: If you need to ask a random stranger to help you jump your car, it doesn't hurt to wear a short skirt and play up the dumb blond factor.

Fun license plate seen today: "U Go God," on a silver Honda Civic with a spoiler that was pulled over by a cop a minute after cutting me off.

Good(ish) news heard today: The woman whose job I have may actually decide not to return from maternity leave.