I appreciate that my place of employment wants me to feel loved, I really do. But perhaps there's a better way to do that than to send me a card through campus mail, addressed with an address label, signed with a label ("FROM Humanities Division Birthday Club"), and *personalized* with a label ("KELLY, See you at the big 'Birthday Bash' in September! --Details to follow--"). My dry cleaners put more effort into my Christmas card! Oh well, at least I'll get to go to a big impersonal party in September with all the other employees whose birthdays happen to fall in the summer. :)